Jesus Sees You

Midnight, near the Vatican — a burglar, a talking parrot, and a Doberman named Jesus.

Six-panel comic. A burglar sneaks through a window at midnight near the Vatican. A voice says "I see you and Jesus sees you too!" — his flashlight finds a parrot. "But you're a parrot!" — "Yes, I'm a parrot… and Jesus is a Doberman…" — and in the last panel two snarling Dobermans lunge out of the dark. AAAAH!